I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."
Thanks Brian for passing that one along!
Now, This week the State of Michigan (really my home State, not Massachusetts or Utah) rolls out it's newest 'Pure Michigan' campaign across the country to promote tourism here in the Great Lakes State such as this:
Now that is nice but being I, like Rush Limbaugh, live in "Realville" prefer the following:
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