Thursday, December 13, 2012

Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off



The following is from iOwnTheWorld via Gregory of Yardale:


Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off

1. "Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn't win." 


2. "Didn't your lady parts warn you this would happen?" 


3. "Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states."


4. "Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn't that the important thing?" 


5. "I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he'll send you a postcard from Hawaii." 


6. "Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase."


7. "Hey! Now you'll have more time to play with your unicorn."


8. "Isn't it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?"


9. "Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common."


10. "Forward!"



Follow Gregorys link above for more in his comment section and feel free to add your own right here.



6 comments:

Joetote said...

Christopher,

great list and a good laugh. A question on the side here. How are Detroiters coping without hockey? I'm really missing gigging my good Detroit friend I've told you about in the past.

joetote

ChristopherConservative said...

Joe, 

Hockey is indeed missed around Metro Detroit but I myself feel no sorrow for either side in their dispute which is all about money. Do these idiots, actually in any sport, believe they will gain any sympathy in their monetary dispute in a retched economy when all that will occur is increased prices for fans?

Woodsterman said...

FROWARD!

ChristopherConservative said...

Yea Odie, I liked that one as well - keep it simple for their simple minds.

Kid said...

The hard times are the only way people can learn.  I've been looking around and man, there are way too many losers out there.  They won't learn without a little cold spray in their face.

and 11. Damn dude, this was Bush's fault !

ChristopherConservative said...

Kid, Unfortunately many of us, no matter what our geographical areas are in the U.S., see and feel exactly what you describe and furthermore know that "cold spray" is coming sooner than many would like to believe.

As to #11, well that will be a common statement of an Obama voter and believe OUR retort should be honest as in;

 No, this was YOUR FAULT